ceturtdiena, 2016. gada 14. aprīlis
WORLD VOL SPEAK PUQUE É UMA SEQUÊNCIA FONÉTICA RETIRADA DO INGLÊS No alfabeto de volapuque constam as seguintes letras: "a ä b c d e f g h i j k l m n o ö p r s t u ü v x y z". Não se utilizam as letras "q" nem a letra "w". O trema nunca é omitido, mesmo quando utilizados em letras maiúsculas. As letras, ao contrário do português e do espanhol, nunca são mudas e nunca mudam de pronúncia baseado em sua posição na sílaba e a utilização de maiúsculas e minúsculas seguem as principais regras dos idiomas. No volapuque todas as letras se pronunciam e não existem ditongos nesta língua porque todas as vogais se pronunciam separadamente. A sílaba tônica é sempre a última. A seguir, uma tabela com a pronúncia: Letra AFI X-SAMPA Aproximação em português A a [a] [a] Como a em pai. Ä ä [ɛ] [E] Como é em égua. B b [b] [b] O mesmo que em português. C c [tʃ] ou [dʒ] [tS] ou [dZ] Como em tcheco ou em adjunto. D d [d] [d] Sempre como em dado; nunca como dj, mesmo antes de i. E e [e] [e] Sempre fechado como em macete; nunca aberto como em égua. F f [f] [f] O mesmo que em português. G g [ɡ] [g] Sempre como em gato; nunca como em gente. H h [h] [h] Aspirado, como no inglês have. I i [i] [i] Sempre como em líquido; nunca como i semivocálico. J j [ʃ] ou [ʒ] [S] ou [Z] Como o ch ou o j português. K k [k] [k] como c em cão. L l [l] [l] Como em lago. M m [m] [m] Como em macaco. N n [n] [n] Como em naipe. O o [o] [o] Sempre fechado como em ovo; nunca aberto como em óculos. Ö ö [ø] [2] Não há equivalente em português. Diga e com os lábios na posição de o. P p [p] [p] O mesmo que em português. R r [r] [r] Sempre como em irado; nunca como em rato ou erro. S s [s] ou [z] [s] ou [z] Como ss ou z. T t [t] [t] Sempre como em atalho; nunca como tch, mesmo antes de i. U u [u] [u] Como em urso. Ü ü [y] [y] Não há equivalente em português. Diga i com os lábios na posição de u. V v [v] [v] O mesmo que em português. X x [ks] ou [gz] [ks] ou [gz] Sempre como ks ou gz como em oxigênio. Y y [j] [j] Como um i semivocálico. Z z [ts] ou [dz] [ts] ou [dz] Como ts ou dz.O volapuque (Volapük) é uma língua artificial. Os seus códigos ISO 639 são vo e vol. A palavra Volapük significa "língua mundial" (vol 'mundo', -a 'de', pük 'língua'). Há versões do nome "volapük" em outros idiomas: "volapuque", "volapuc", "volapuk", etc. O volapuque foi criado em 1880 por Johann Martin Schleyer, um padre católico em Baden, na Alemanha. Schleyer pensava que Deus lhe tinha dito num sonho para criar uma língua internacional. Realizaram-se convenções de volapuque em 1884, 1887 e 1889. As duas primeiras usaram o alemão, mas a última usou apenas volapuque, o que pode ter sido uma das razões principais para o declínio da língua.
VOLIK MUNDIAL
svētdiena, 2013. gada 3. februāris
UK IS NOT OK ....SAYS DAVID RICARDO IN MARX STYLE
Please don't come to Britain – it rains and the jobs are scarce and low-paid. Ministers are considering launching a negative advertising campaign in Bulgaria and Romania to persuade potential immigrants to stay away from the UK.
The plan, which would focus on the downsides of British life, is one of a range of potential measures to stem immigration to Britain next year when curbs imposed on both country's citizens living and working in the UK will expire.
A report over the weekend quoted one minister saying that such a negative advert would "correct the impression that the streets here are paved with gold".
There was no word on how any advert might look or whether it would use the strategy of making Britain look as horrible as possible or try to encourage would-be migrants to wake up to the joys of their own countries whether Romania's Carpathian mountains or Bulgaria's Black Sea resorts. With governments around the world spending millions on hiring London-based consultants to undertake "reputation laundering" there would be a peculiar irony if Britain chose to trash its own image perhaps by highlighting winter flooding of homes or the carnage of a Saturday night A&E ward.
There are precedents. In 2007, Eurostar ran adverts in Belgium for its trains to London depicting a tattooed skinhead urinating into a china teacup. It remains unknown if any discussions have taken place over personalities who could carry off a similar exercise in anti-nation branding.
On Sunday a Downing Street source said: "It is true that options are being looked at but we are not commenting on the specific things mentioned ... as obviously it is an ongoing process and we will bring forward any proposals in due course."
The source also said that the government did not think the rule changes would necessarily bring a big influx of people, since Romanians have closer links to Germany and Italy rather than Britain.
Other reported options include making it tougher for EU migrants to access public services. Another is to deport those who move to Britain but do not find work within three months.
The Home Office has not produced an official estimate of how many of the 29 million Romanian and Bulgarian citizens will take advantage of their new freedoms when controls are lifted.
Campaign groups such as MigrationWatch have predicted that 250,000 will come from both countries over the next five years, although these figures are disputed. One Tory MP, Philip Hollobone, has claimed that Romanian and Bulgarian communities will treble to 425,000 within two years.
These figures have been questioned by experts, because they are based upon the numbers of Poles and Czechs who moved to Britain in in 2004. Then, only three countries opened their borders. This time, all of the 25 EU states will lift Labour market restrictions.
Buoyed by Cameron's offer of an in-out referendum, a growing number of Tory MPs now believe the UK should block the lifting of restrictions even if it were to prompt a row with the European commission.
The idea, however tentative, appears to clash with the billions of pounds Britain spent on the Olympics, partly to drive up the country's reputation. It also emerged as the Home Office launched a guide to Britishness for foreigners who would be citizens which opens with the words: "Britain is a fantastic place to live: a modern thriving society"
The plan, which would focus on the downsides of British life, is one of a range of potential measures to stem immigration to Britain next year when curbs imposed on both country's citizens living and working in the UK will expire.
A report over the weekend quoted one minister saying that such a negative advert would "correct the impression that the streets here are paved with gold".
There was no word on how any advert might look or whether it would use the strategy of making Britain look as horrible as possible or try to encourage would-be migrants to wake up to the joys of their own countries whether Romania's Carpathian mountains or Bulgaria's Black Sea resorts. With governments around the world spending millions on hiring London-based consultants to undertake "reputation laundering" there would be a peculiar irony if Britain chose to trash its own image perhaps by highlighting winter flooding of homes or the carnage of a Saturday night A&E ward.
There are precedents. In 2007, Eurostar ran adverts in Belgium for its trains to London depicting a tattooed skinhead urinating into a china teacup. It remains unknown if any discussions have taken place over personalities who could carry off a similar exercise in anti-nation branding.
On Sunday a Downing Street source said: "It is true that options are being looked at but we are not commenting on the specific things mentioned ... as obviously it is an ongoing process and we will bring forward any proposals in due course."
The source also said that the government did not think the rule changes would necessarily bring a big influx of people, since Romanians have closer links to Germany and Italy rather than Britain.
Other reported options include making it tougher for EU migrants to access public services. Another is to deport those who move to Britain but do not find work within three months.
The Home Office has not produced an official estimate of how many of the 29 million Romanian and Bulgarian citizens will take advantage of their new freedoms when controls are lifted.
Campaign groups such as MigrationWatch have predicted that 250,000 will come from both countries over the next five years, although these figures are disputed. One Tory MP, Philip Hollobone, has claimed that Romanian and Bulgarian communities will treble to 425,000 within two years.
These figures have been questioned by experts, because they are based upon the numbers of Poles and Czechs who moved to Britain in in 2004. Then, only three countries opened their borders. This time, all of the 25 EU states will lift Labour market restrictions.
Buoyed by Cameron's offer of an in-out referendum, a growing number of Tory MPs now believe the UK should block the lifting of restrictions even if it were to prompt a row with the European commission.
The idea, however tentative, appears to clash with the billions of pounds Britain spent on the Olympics, partly to drive up the country's reputation. It also emerged as the Home Office launched a guide to Britishness for foreigners who would be citizens which opens with the words: "Britain is a fantastic place to live: a modern thriving society"
England – Since the Drought, It Hasn't Stopped Raining.
▶ Come to the 2013 European Capital of Obesity. It's Contagious!
▶ The Streets Aren't Paved With Gold, Even Under All the Vomit.
▶ If You're Coming With an HMV Voucher, You're Too Late.
▶ Britain: We Just Made the Citizenship Test Really Hard.
▶ Devon: It's Like Venice, But Without Any Gondolas or Bridges.
▶ The Great British Countryside: Soon to Be Blighted By High Speed Rail.
▶ The United Kingdom: If You Think This Queue's Long, You Should See the One to Get Out.
▶ Recession-wise, We've Only Just Got Started.
▶ Scotland: Where the Benefits of a Mediterranean Diet Become Apparent Through Stark Contrast.
▶ Britain Gives You Cancer.
▶ If We Knew You Were Coming, We'd Have Built Some Housing, Maintained Our Infrastructure and Restarted Our Economy.
▶ The Quaint Pubs You See in Travel Supplements Are All Tesco Metros Now.
▶ It's Really Not Like Downton Abbey At All – But Come Dine With Me Is Terrifyingly Accurate.
▶ The English Riviera, Land of Cruel Irony.
How would you put people off moving to Britain? Have a go at designing your own ad and send it to us
piektdiena, 2011. gada 16. decembris
MAIS VALE FICAR DEVENDO QUE NUNCA TENCIONAR PAGAR
MUITA GENTE ACREDITAVA QUE A REVOLUÇÃO DE NOVEMBRO ERA EM OUTUBRO
QUE FOSSE NOVEMBRO NO RESTO DO MUNDO QUE INTERESSAVA ISSO
JÚLIO CÉSAR AINDA MARCAVA O TEMPO NA RÚSSIA
PARA LENINE ERA OUTUBRO
MAS ERA PRECISO DAR CABO DA IGREJA ORTODOXA
E LÁ TIVERAM QUE COMEMORAR A REVOLUÇÃO DE OUTUBRO EM NOVEMBRO
ISTO DO MATERIALISMO DIALÉTICO TER DIAS É ALDRABICE
TEM É MESES E VICES-PRESIDENTES VINDOS DE AVEIRO
505613115 Quinta de Jugais - Comércio de Produtos Alimentares, Lda. Portugal
Objecto do contrato:
Aquisição de Cabazes de Natal para Trabalhadores e Reformados da EPAL, S.A.
Data da celebração de contrato:
03-12-2010
Preço contratual:
€ 123.910,50
Prazo de execução:
8 dia(s)
Local de execução: local ? executem-nos em qualquer lado antes que cheguem ao Natal de 2011
QUE FOSSE NOVEMBRO NO RESTO DO MUNDO QUE INTERESSAVA ISSO
JÚLIO CÉSAR AINDA MARCAVA O TEMPO NA RÚSSIA
PARA LENINE ERA OUTUBRO
MAS ERA PRECISO DAR CABO DA IGREJA ORTODOXA
E LÁ TIVERAM QUE COMEMORAR A REVOLUÇÃO DE OUTUBRO EM NOVEMBRO
ISTO DO MATERIALISMO DIALÉTICO TER DIAS É ALDRABICE
TEM É MESES E VICES-PRESIDENTES VINDOS DE AVEIRO
505613115 Quinta de Jugais - Comércio de Produtos Alimentares, Lda. Portugal
Objecto do contrato:
Aquisição de Cabazes de Natal para Trabalhadores e Reformados da EPAL, S.A.
Data da celebração de contrato:
03-12-2010
Preço contratual:
€ 123.910,50
Prazo de execução:
8 dia(s)
Local de execução: local ? executem-nos em qualquer lado antes que cheguem ao Natal de 2011
trešdiena, 2011. gada 21. septembris
MAIS VALE INTELECTUAL EM PÓ QUE PÓS DE INTELECTUAL
PÓS DE MÚMIA INTELECTUALIZADA
BOAS PARA TODAS AS DÍVIDAS FEITAS
OBRA FEITA E DESFEITA ENDIVIDADA
OBRA QUE SARA E CURA MALEITAS
TENS EM JARDIM ETERNAS RECEITAS
E ALGUMAS FACTURAS ESCONDIDAS
VENDIDAS
VENDADAS
CANIBALIZADAS
CORSÁRIO DAS ILHAS
VAMPIRO DAS OBRAS
CANIBAL DAS GENTES
MAS CRIMINOSO JÁMÉ
BOAS PARA TODAS AS DÍVIDAS FEITAS
OBRA FEITA E DESFEITA ENDIVIDADA
OBRA QUE SARA E CURA MALEITAS
TENS EM JARDIM ETERNAS RECEITAS
E ALGUMAS FACTURAS ESCONDIDAS
VENDIDAS
VENDADAS
CANIBALIZADAS
CORSÁRIO DAS ILHAS
VAMPIRO DAS OBRAS
CANIBAL DAS GENTES
MAS CRIMINOSO JÁMÉ
ceturtdiena, 2011. gada 1. septembris
AND THE MONEY GOES EAST AND MAD ECONOMIST'S GOING WEST...it's STUPID CUPID?
It’s been said before that the central core of economics failed to predict the great recession (or damn, can’t we call it a depression already?
It’s been four years and it’s depressing enough) and that only a few key groups of people noticed anything unusua, some saw the classic pattern of confidence, mania, panic, and crash unfolding. People who understood the economy as a system of accounts saw a number of huge imbalances in the flow of funds. Marxists considered that the source of the imbalances was the super-exploitation of Chinese workers and the maldistribution of the proceeds of growth in the West.
But some are not sure if economic geography has been given enough credit.
One economic geographer who predicted the crisis is of course Paul Krugman.
From a geographical perspective, the CEE economies are part of a huge automotive engineering cluster rather like the US rustbelt or the West Midlands in the UK, reaching over from the Cologne area to Slovakia. (Actually, they always have been since the Industrial Revolution – here’s a beautiful 1938 Tatra and a much less beautiful 1914 Skoda 305mm mortar and caterpillar tractor.) From an industrial economics perspective, they are part of the German motor industry’s global supply chain, whether as upstream suppliers of parts and sub-assemblies or as downstream final assembly contractors. You can argue whether geography or functional specialisation determines this, but that’s not really relevant right now.
To put it another way, they aren’t exporters to “the German locomotive” but rather to the German economy’s customers, at one remove. The determining factor of their order books is how well the final products sell, and in the German economy’s historical default state as an industrial exporter, that depends on somebody somewhere buying more German goods than they sell goods to Germany.
A deflationary adjustment of the eurozone trade balances will be deflationary all the way along the supply chains.
The problem is not quite the same as it was for Keynes in the original Economic Consequences, a book which contains a lot of economic geography – back then, if the Germans were ever going to pay off their debts, Keynes pointed out, the rest of Europe had to let them export enough stuff. Now the boot is on the other foot. If the Greeks are ever going to get out of their debt crisis, the Germans have to let them export enough stuff. And if the Czechs Rumanians and Hungarians and Baltics are not going to slide back into the mud, the Germans have to import enough stuff from them. Nobody imagines that the Greeks will be importing as many BMWs as they used to, so what can the answer be?
AND SO IT GOES
It’s been four years and it’s depressing enough) and that only a few key groups of people noticed anything unusua, some saw the classic pattern of confidence, mania, panic, and crash unfolding. People who understood the economy as a system of accounts saw a number of huge imbalances in the flow of funds. Marxists considered that the source of the imbalances was the super-exploitation of Chinese workers and the maldistribution of the proceeds of growth in the West.
But some are not sure if economic geography has been given enough credit.
One economic geographer who predicted the crisis is of course Paul Krugman.
From a geographical perspective, the CEE economies are part of a huge automotive engineering cluster rather like the US rustbelt or the West Midlands in the UK, reaching over from the Cologne area to Slovakia. (Actually, they always have been since the Industrial Revolution – here’s a beautiful 1938 Tatra and a much less beautiful 1914 Skoda 305mm mortar and caterpillar tractor.) From an industrial economics perspective, they are part of the German motor industry’s global supply chain, whether as upstream suppliers of parts and sub-assemblies or as downstream final assembly contractors. You can argue whether geography or functional specialisation determines this, but that’s not really relevant right now.
To put it another way, they aren’t exporters to “the German locomotive” but rather to the German economy’s customers, at one remove. The determining factor of their order books is how well the final products sell, and in the German economy’s historical default state as an industrial exporter, that depends on somebody somewhere buying more German goods than they sell goods to Germany.
A deflationary adjustment of the eurozone trade balances will be deflationary all the way along the supply chains.
The problem is not quite the same as it was for Keynes in the original Economic Consequences, a book which contains a lot of economic geography – back then, if the Germans were ever going to pay off their debts, Keynes pointed out, the rest of Europe had to let them export enough stuff. Now the boot is on the other foot. If the Greeks are ever going to get out of their debt crisis, the Germans have to let them export enough stuff. And if the Czechs Rumanians and Hungarians and Baltics are not going to slide back into the mud, the Germans have to import enough stuff from them. Nobody imagines that the Greeks will be importing as many BMWs as they used to, so what can the answer be?
AND SO IT GOES
sestdiena, 2011. gada 28. maijs
A QUEDA DO IMPÉRIO ROMENO? AS LEGIÕES PARTIDÁRIAS MARCHAM MARCHAM E TRAZEM CADA VEZ MAIS MERCENÁRIOS
O IMPÉRIO DOS INSENSATOS NÃO FOI PLANEADO
ACONTECEU SIMPLESMENTE POR ACASO
BANDOS DE MERCENÁRIOS RESOLVERAM TOMAR O PODER
E O POVO TENTOU ARRANJAR CIRCO E PÃO
ACONTECEU SIMPLESMENTE POR ACASO
BANDOS DE MERCENÁRIOS RESOLVERAM TOMAR O PODER
E O POVO TENTOU ARRANJAR CIRCO E PÃO
otrdiena, 2011. gada 22. marts
DOS LOBOS MAUS QUE COM O TEMPO SE TORNAM MENOS MAUS E APARENTEMENTE COM PELES DE CORDEIRO
C.D.S (Capuchinho Da Salvação)contra o Lobby Mau (Socialistas Sociais-Democratas e Afins)
transcreve-se aqui:
Visto e considerando os acontecimentos por todos conhecidos, o Capuchinho informa:
1) Que o Capuchinho não desconhecia a natureza do Lobby Mau.
2) Que tampouco era alheio à fome do Lobby Mau, tendo apanhado uns restos.
3) Que, se tivesse oferecido a bilha ao Lobby Mau e este acalmasse a sua sede de phoder, não teriam ocorrido os factos futuros que ninguém sabe muy bien como serão
4) O Lobby Mau não atacou o Capuchinho por trás havendo evidências claras de que tentou contactá-lo pela frente
5) Que é Capuchinho quem voluntariamente dá ao Lobby Mau e lhe ensina os caminhos para o phoder.
6) Que o Capuchinho Da Salvação é menor e portanto o Lobby Mau pode ser acusado de abuso de menor
7) Que, o Capuchinho só anda de Taxi mas aspira a andar em transportes colectivos
com mais de 20 lugares de preferência
Assi se prova que o Capuchinhu Da Salvação é ecu lógico e apesar de maltratado e abusado pelo Lobby Mau ainda lhe dá umas ajudas de cuspo de tempos a tempos
transcreve-se aqui:
Visto e considerando os acontecimentos por todos conhecidos, o Capuchinho informa:
1) Que o Capuchinho não desconhecia a natureza do Lobby Mau.
2) Que tampouco era alheio à fome do Lobby Mau, tendo apanhado uns restos.
3) Que, se tivesse oferecido a bilha ao Lobby Mau e este acalmasse a sua sede de phoder, não teriam ocorrido os factos futuros que ninguém sabe muy bien como serão
4) O Lobby Mau não atacou o Capuchinho por trás havendo evidências claras de que tentou contactá-lo pela frente
5) Que é Capuchinho quem voluntariamente dá ao Lobby Mau e lhe ensina os caminhos para o phoder.
6) Que o Capuchinho Da Salvação é menor e portanto o Lobby Mau pode ser acusado de abuso de menor
7) Que, o Capuchinho só anda de Taxi mas aspira a andar em transportes colectivos
com mais de 20 lugares de preferência
Assi se prova que o Capuchinhu Da Salvação é ecu lógico e apesar de maltratado e abusado pelo Lobby Mau ainda lhe dá umas ajudas de cuspo de tempos a tempos
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In America, and on the continent, this takes the form of belittling the immigrant saying they come with disease, poor genes, inadequate dental hygiene, ghastly dress sense, ignorance and filth. We are to be persuaded that all they want is our dire squalid social housing, and a life on the dole.
Rarely though can there ever have been a programme where the host country coughs up for films to be commissioned and shown abroad which say “look piss off we’re shite, it rains all the time, and you won’t like it here”. But this is what the British Government has apparently been considering in a desperate attempt to dissuade the hordes of Bulgarians and Romanians that the Daily Mail say will be battering against the gates come the end of the year.
and the next observatorium is...